I don't leave, Bernadette But I don't wanna with the jet set I wanna leave with you payin' all my debts With that alimony, palimony, it is you get
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so never done a day's work in your life You've got no incentive, you've a career Out of punting off all of the men you've with Ooh, Bernadette, you are so
I can't get a job, So all that I can offer are a lot of bad If you marry me, You'll the alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so never done a day's work in your life You've got no incentive, you've made a Out of punting off all of the men you've slept Ooh, Bernadette, you are so Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette, ooh, Bernadette,
Bernadette's got a in the country really got it made Her lawyers her filthy rich got all expenses paid
Maybe a famous rock star fly you away you'll eat him all up And spit him out with a of Perrier
And when you've had throw him away And him for all you can get Yeah, you like it don't you,
I don't want to Bernadette But I wanna keep a bit of self respect I don't want to leave with you all my debts With that alimony, palimony, it is you get
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so You've never done a day's work in life You've got no like you oughta be locked up For giving others a bad Ohh, Bernadette, you are so Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette, ooh,
I think sad