Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born with the of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to scores with women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and shins, pregnant whores can get abortions Fetish for metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better 'em, what I lack in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris with a Yes, of course, a of warrants You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court a bullseye on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of Trayvon's dad as a for him!
In my present form I'm Desert for destruction, there's no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just fell off the short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
tags on the Saturn... Got Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in Had a heart attack, and dropped Started back with it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One and half a dick: Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop with Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' for you to run some odds and ends with not a bitch on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across Olympic gymnast, known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van a spray tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my last DNA E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an plan blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of dang candidate You say Trump kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business I get in office Second that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" a latex and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and it snappy
to friction and static Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate would it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann through the windshield of the Benz until he like a pinwheel and begins feelin' a windmiller with a thin build while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar Swing for the like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? will I quit? Never been realer The of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, avenge binge a syringe, 'til I...
Draw first Even pop shit on my pop shit, and it's Couldn't be more cause you're innocence I robbed you of It's my fingers that got up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling with time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, into history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my wasn't having to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact that I have so many against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my first take, I'll you lie, I gush If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, come and give the franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed against damn side, your puss and are squished kind of attire's that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' like a
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just have to me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a