Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Four cassette and a cassette in with Edward Norton
Witness the metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
with the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till shredded foreskin torn, and they're only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to and fell a floor A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I in tact and a set of morals I make up for in metaphors like a store
Stegosaurus, Chuck Norris a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on force and pressure points, and dressin' Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Desert Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in every Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a contortionist said, "When you get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Watch
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop David Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a tackle box and asked if they had a laugh in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like spas in this bitch, slob on it gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some and ends with There's not a bitch on this earth I can be with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
to start shit Shovin' Clark undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm double parkin' up at Targets, causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever come gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn brain results as Rainman's'es Something's when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the Nothing's wrong, the name brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a spray tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs with the She kielbasa Pre-arrange an plan blade on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't kiss ass like a 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the order of business once I get in Second thing that'll make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck sex!" Throw a and an AIDS test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to and static Addict who can't the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a case and catch it like you threw it at me encased in plastic
And send Roof through the windshield of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin while his skin's peelin', and 'til he hits a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, knock it into the peninsula You wanna go against 'zilla, The Rap When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than Prince in a or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller killer, avenge syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
first blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects that are sharp when I shop, and not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box
was for 50
Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm grappling with your time traveling me Try and follow, as I wobble, into history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm wine bottles like what happened to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of when I'm fixing my problems Wish my chest wasn't having to get these off 'em But the fact that I have so many against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear again if you had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light some You're my first take, nail you Can't lie, I If I won you over, you would be the prize I'm by your looks, come and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, puss and thighs are kind of attire's that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the to ignite the wrath Got knives to slash and hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might just to picket me like a scab
Hard to describe in Startling, violent, perhaps are things come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, dial it back if I star 69'ed the track
Why am I such a