And now the six murderesses of the Crookem County Jail In rendition of 'The Cell Block Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you have done the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how have these little habits That get you down Ernie like to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I home this one day and there's Ernie on the couch chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I said to him, I "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I took the off the wall And I fired two warning shots his head
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake about two years ago And he told me he was and we hit it off right away So, we started together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, we'd dinner. I found out, single, my ass Not only was he married, well, he had six One of Mormons, you know
So night, when he came home I fixed him his drink as You know, some guys can't hold their arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He a flower in its prime And he used it and he abused it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm in the kitchen Carvin' up the chicken for And in storms my Wilbrin in a jealous rage "You screwin' the milkman"
He and he kept sayin' "You screwin the milkman" Then he ran my knife He ran into my ten times
If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires Lakem a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem tudom mert Uncle Sam hogy en tettem Probaltam a rendorsegen de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, and I had this double act And my husband, Charlie around with us With the last in our act We did 20 tricks in our world
One two three five, splits, spread eagles flops, back flips, one right after the other Well, one night we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this hotel Boozin' and a few laughs and we ran out of ice So I out to get some
I back, open the door There's Veronica and Doing seventeen, the spread eagle
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't until When I was the blood off my hands I even knew were dead
had it coming, they had it coming They had it all along I didn't do it, if I'd done it How could you me that I was wrong?
I loved Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was always to find himself He go out every looking for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, and Irving
I you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw as alive and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it had it comin' all along 'Cause if they used us and they us How could they tell us we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He only had himself to If you'd have there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the
You pop that gum one more my ass Ten
csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the eagle differences I betcha you would have the same