And now the six murderesses of the Crookem County Jail In their rendition of 'The Cell Tango'
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz! Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
He had it coming, he had it He only had to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have it I betcha you would have the same
Pop! Six! Squish! Uh Uh, Cicero, Lipschitz!
You know how have these little habits That get you down like Ernie to chew gum, no, not chew, Pop
Like, I come this one day and there's Ernie Layin' on the chewin', no, not chewin', poppin' So, I to him, I said "Ernie, you pop gum one more time" and he did
So I took the off the wall And I fired two warning shots into his
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake about two years ago And he me he was single and we hit it off right away So, we started together
He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink, have dinner. I found out, single, my ass Not only was he married, well, he had six One of those Mormons, you
So that night, when he came I fixed him his as usual You know, some guys just can't hold arsenic
He had it coming, he had it He took a flower in its And then he it and he abused it It was a murder but not a
Now, I'm standing in the Carvin' up the chicken for And in storms my husband in a jealous rage "You been the milkman"
He says and he sayin' "You been the milkman" he ran into my knife He ran into my knife ten
If have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the
Mit kersek, en itt? Azt mondjok, a hires Lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg a fejet De nem igaz, en artatlan Nem mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tettem a rendorsegen megmayarazni de nem ertettek meg
But did you do it? Uh uh, not
My sister, Veronica and I had double act And my husband, Charlie around with us the last number in our act We did 20 acrobatic tricks in our
One two three four five, splits, spread Flip flops, back flips, one right after the Well, this one we were in Cicero
The three of us, we were in this hotel Boozin' and havin' a few and we ran out of ice So I went out to get
I come back, the door There's Veronica and Doing number seventeen, the spread
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I blacked out I can't remember a thing, it wasn't later When I was washing the off my hands I even knew they dead
had it coming, they had it coming They had it coming all I didn't do it, inspite if I'd it How could you tell me that I was
I loved Lipschitz, he was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter But he was trying to find himself He go out every looking for himself And on the way, he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and
I guess you can say we up because of artistic differences He saw as alive and I saw him dead
The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin', they had it They had it all along if they used us and they abused us How could tell us that we were wrong?
He had it coming, he had it He had himself to blame If you'd been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have the same
You pop that gum one time my ass Ten
csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe Number seventeen, the spread Artistic I betcha you have done the same