O'Shea, Get ass in here, boy You hear me calling
When I was young, I used to hang the seventh graders bad motherfucker playing Space Invaders Fucking with the girls in the fourth Either feeling on they butts or on they braids
Walking with the schoolhouse By that, I had a lot of pull, G on tests, making a mess Cussing a sailor at recess
It must a been a moon you'll catch me running out the little girl's bathroom Chewing on Good and Got my on at lunch pitching pennies
Yo, I was living like the clown all the hokes, making all the jokes, man When you young it's to see That it's wrong rocks at the RTD
out your window with a BB gun Better yet knocking on your and run Playing for a little stank Even though I was shooting blanks
As as the dark hit I was candy out the corner market I got my ass whipped 'Cause I was ten years old, doing dumb
Thirteen, how old I was When my jimmy started a little peach fuzz And I was looking at any and ass Me and my homies cutting class
Going up to the high Looking for any I could lie to Tell 'em I was than I really was Smoked my first and got really buzzed
That's a mack's made of But when I got my first piece of I fell in love as a rock the long way And then I put the rubber on the way
But I still gotta it Overexcited and like a jackrabbit Goddamn, I was hot A virgin but I knew how to lay pipe
Even though the hoe me I still the boots from here to Albuquerque the shit got strange money I started shaking and felt funny
the nut came gushing I jumped up got dressed and start 'Cause I the bitch broke my dick 'Cause I was still doing dumb shit
At 17 got my first And mastered the art of dragging To the in college Hung out with the and got some street knowledge
in cars and all that Hitting punk fools a baseball bat Fucking at a fast rate Till they that I might not graduate
Then I said, "Fuck the shit Pops'll fuck me up quick" And things
So I rapping about shit I been through And I got real Now I look at all the kids in the Trying to be baby Doing that I did seven years back
Going through a But they can grow up they on the front page And mommas is having a fit 'Cause they died young doing dumb