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One hot summer day around the way A new kid moved onto the block and his was Jay Jay was cool, he trucked jewels, packed a mill Yeah, and his smitty's on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be hard So we took him in and put him with the hit squad His house was phat, court in the back Jacuzzi in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange about the crib, I had to Why the whole goddamn house was dressed in hot
Yo Jay, where's your Bust a move, I gotta piss Three doors on the left, homeboy, ya miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I seen a douche bag and Maxi-pad tampons"
the bathroom, went back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put that knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car, next to the Jim Hat my ass, I better think fast real quick I got a flashback from a Bruce Lee Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door Tripped on some bullshit in the living room Jay, me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, that's all she
It was rapunzel Rapunzel? Down his hair popped out and there was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was more
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Don't tell me, you went out a sucker Chill, off that mustache Grabbed that ass and I her Peace, I'm 5000, Audi 5000, ahh shit
All of that real shit, you know what I'm Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? The shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran right up in her like Bruce
But better, in there, man, I didn't even care Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't tell me it was Jane you were Sheiit, it-e