We got a wonderful show 4 y'all 2night, uh (alright, I it) But first off, we get 2 the band We'd like 2 bring up this nice funny man, uh (look at dog, man, give me one of them) Jimmy joe go'n out here 2 open the show {crowd boos} Jimmy, come on out here and give us some (naw, get him off the stage) Ok, well on, oh, uh, uh (come on, man) What did the fat lady say 2 the skinny man? (who ) (get your ass off the stage!) (I 3 dollars man, I wanna see the band) Oh, oh, ok, i'll, i... (sit down)
(n.p.g.! n.p.g.! n.p.g.! ...) chants} Ok, well, and gentlemen U didn't like my I'm gonna introduce a band 2 u (bring on the band) They're the hottest thing I know The n.p.g.! {crowd
That's right, we're the only band 2 it 2 u live After the house 4 3 straight hours, huh N.p.g., we're wreck in '93 (glam slam, are u ready? ) (yeah!) (I glam slam, are u ready? ) (hell yeah!)
Ooh, is nice Yeah, I told u we would get good U get good seats at the restaurant Well, well, u don't never nobody Shut up head motherfucker Sit, sit down here, i'ma go up here and do a song with them, sit Go on, go on, stay, I 2 see tony anyway
Fellas, fellas, that shit down, kick something I can sing Yeah, now u ... (that's I'm talkin' about) U guys got some tootsie in here? (yo, yo, yo, we got my boy, in the house) U got 2 have some tootsie pop, mmm,
Glam granny with the hot pants on (where she at? ) (hey, over here) me good lovin' till after dawn Johnny got a hat 'cause he don't pills (goldnigga) ('cause we damn right) And if u don't love me then sister will (gold)
Now let me hear u sing it! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 on We freak 2 the... (1 2, me what 2 do) (3 4, I'm 2 score) Everybody (5 6, up on this) Johnny, it!
Tell me, tell me, tell me am I suppose 2 do I never had another granny like u Every time I see u, girl, my get hard Harder than the handle on the rake in my than the brownstone brick on my house If I ever, ever, ever get u into my (yeah) I'll drink u like a 40 in an alcoholic's Baby, can't u
I'm only fantasizing 'cause love is tantalizing And got me burning rubber in my pants But I don't wanna do u till I spend the time 2 u On the art of romance U got 2 know how 2 make 2 me, below and above me In the of my bmw "z" The bang bang boogie, u give it 2 me 'cause johnny will u dance (can we bring it up? )
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) {repeat 4 it up We're sleazy
it (hot damn!) Yeah, hit it Goldniggaz, is funky Y'all have 2 excuse me 4 a What, u U I'm out
if I join ya? Aren't u supposed 2 be up singin'? Where's What do u "where's prince? " I he was gonna sing 2night Ah, that a bitch? on, wait, come here Tony, is he?
(in the house) Who next on the agenda, who next on the agenda, who somethin'? (bobby brown) it on (bring it on) (morris, u at? ) Time 2 (stop aids) Yo tommy, yo tommy, what u 4, man?
keys (play that scooter) Say (don't be a fool) I don't know, I we need a little self check (saxophone, saxophone) Ah, what background? (damn!) ain't workin', man What u we need? j. (ah yeah) See, that gonna straighten me out That just straight... that just straightens me out (ooh)
N.p.g. (in the motherfuckin' house) N.p.g. (that's how we rollin')
noise} (get a clap goin')
Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a grip (can I it? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (can i, can i, can i? ) Get a grip, tone, get a (just 4 the ladies) (holy jesus) Hey baby, u doin'?
I like 2 introduce 2 u your name, baby?
Yo, grippin' the mic is grippin' necks But I only grip necks a brother's on the b-side of some safe sex That the a-side I flip and commence 2 penetrate with the... (oh) Ooh, ha But about my propers write 2 much about how they been endowed, boy And god, I've blessed with just enough 2 get the job done it just like ford (what? ) - "quality is job one" 2 get a grip, u a handle, not a breaker 1 2 2 much said on the airwaves cause 2 much See, things got funny I made my money Why brothers got jelly pockets get fat? Their equal fly honeys An equation that just don't 'cause tone is quick 2 bust a bubble on the of a gold digger (so what u ) U see, I worked 2 hard 4 this dip (honey dip) Check it, get a
Oh tony, that was No no, serious shit, man, that was I'm telling u, me when I say That this is just... this is rap at finest Yes, I'm u, u know (who is this dude, go on, get outta the way) Alright, I wanna... (get here!)
Johnny needs a jim (jimmy needs a job) needs a jim (yo, let me borrow a couple of those) Take a few packs I ain't goin out like that, u know what I'm Who got the (gots 2 be protected) Who got the (ain't go'n rain on me!)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! (oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!) 4 times} it up
Feelin' funky fine in my deuce and a quarter Feelin' funky fine Feelin' funky funky fine in my and a quarter Feelin' funky fine
In my deuce and a feelin funky funky fine And we're rockin' stupid shit Well, (well, well, well)
U know lord, it's really hard being the best in the world And uh, we'd really like 2 u right now 4 all u done And the new power generation like 2 say "amen"
In my deuce and a quarter funky funky fine And we're rockin' that stupid W - w - (rollin' at 'cha) Comin' 2 u (ha ha ha) (come one) (goldnigga) From paisley (put your shit up u sleep)
(gold)
We out We try that one more (yeah)
Bring on number 1, bring on 2, bring on the n.p.g. {repeat 4 times} on number 1, bring on number 2
Now we out