I was sittin' in suckin' on a glass of wine When in walked a chick who almost me blind Had wet blue eyes and her legs were and fine On a of one to ten, I'd give her a nine.
Now on my scale there ain't no ten's, you is about as far as any chick can go So I flashed her a smile, but she even look at me So for brains and good judgement, I'd her a three.
I said, "Hey sweet thing, you like a possible eight You and me could, uh! eighteen, if your head's on straight." She looked up and my perfect frame And said these words burned into my perfect brain.
She said, well, one of those macho-matician men Kind who grade all on scales of one to ten And, you give me an eight, well, a generous thing to do Now, let's just see, just how much I you.
She said you comin' on to me with that numbers jive Your style makes me smile, I it a five When you walked up I noticed suit of (yores) It's year's double-knit frayed-cuffs, give it a four.
That be your car parked out on the curb That sixty-nine homemade convertible, a three and a Now, as for build, I guess (yore) less than five Except, for your pot belly, I'd that a ten for size.
That you're pourin' might be fine to you But I'm to fine champagne, I give it a two It's hard to tell what your smile is worth I it a six, you could use some dental work.
But, It's your struttin' rooster act that makes me laugh It may be a ten to country hens, but to me a three and a half And there really ain't much to add the subtractin's done there ain't no zeroes, I give you a one!.
She walked out, while up and down the The whole bar was laughin', Bare, what happened to your nine says I, hell soon as she started to talk I knew She didn't have no class, I gave her a two.
Yeah! No how good they look at first There's flaws in all of That's why on a scale of ten to one, There no ten.