Luyện nghe bài hát PAULTALK

I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a folk
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
welcome with me to the stage, my good friend
My compatriot, Stookey

That was the sound of a ball
Or if you're a enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except generally you'll

That's the sound of a match a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I golf today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I like sports very much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I don't to swim, really
You know what is to me?
alive when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
swallow Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to talk sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material object has more status in this country
the automobile
And it starts at a very early age now,
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get permits so they can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I it's really necessary because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can peddle right over and pick her up,

They don't really go for any more
And if you look back on all the times you had the
Aside a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a afternoon, if you could get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I done my
Run out the
You up 3 other great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The 4 guys are in the same car
Well, whata you do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
Lets go to a drive-in resturant and at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
There's a place right next to them, go get it

Don't at 'em
the conversation in the girls car you never heard

Here they
they are
Don't at 'em

the time when drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to come out to your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even putting in conveyor belts in some resturants
There was a time when the girls came running out in short little skirts
Remember
You in
And the little would come running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I believe it's on the menu, ha ha
They don't, don't let you flirt any more now
They you a little green box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one cheeseburger special extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, like two hamburgers medium rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
Water down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped and they'd like it thin
Can, you what I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And six-packs
take it
And after you get your order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a little than hellos and greetings
They have there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I don't who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you be very careful
Because the new resturants radar now
So you have to on your belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a fancy broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in resturant being maimed
There was a sporting event taking place at the light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with black-wall
transmission
Seated to him in a 1941 gray primer coated Ford
it's rear end 2 inches off the ground
Tomato cans for
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure what I
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which actually affect the gear
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile with tight

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched 2 fingers up over his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage teenagers for dragging
You probably Winston Churchill during the war years
Which assumed meant V for victory
if you'll also recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He the automatic transmission down into low
He puts one foot on the
Still the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He pulls the transmission down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows gonna have to have another band job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the and The Kids not even there
You know there?

He looks in the rear view and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He just sits there and scares the out of them