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I'd like to call somebody to the stage that you know as a singer
But that you met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a unique point of and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Paul

That was the sound of a golf
Or if you're a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ball
generally you'll hear

That's the sound of a match between a golfer and a enthusiast

I played golf today, 18 holes I played golf,
I did pretty good too, I think you would been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like very much
There's a vast number of sports that I'm not in.
There's water
In order to ski, really you should swim, right?
You're not stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying alive I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to afloat
Even Co2 cartriges

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter about status
And I cannot think of one material object that has more status in this
the automobile
And it starts at a very age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids the car, right?
They get cheaters so they can drive
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's necessary because
You lose a lot of calling up a girl and asking her
If you can peddle over and pick her up, right?

They really go for that any more
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
from a few interesting saturday evenings
You got to admit that one of the nicest of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You come the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, gonna the car, ha haaa
day for a drive, I think I'll go out
Ha haaa haaa ha

And then, and then they level you that giant killer, right?
HAVE YOU DONE HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, have I my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 other pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The time is now 10 oclock in the
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I know, whada you wanna do?
Hey, we've driving for 7 hours
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, what's
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, they are, but they're all from our high school
Wait a minute, there's a car load over
a place right next to them, lets go get it

Don't at 'em
Here's the conversation in the car you never heard

Here they
There are
Don't at 'em

Remember the time when drive-ins first
And the girls to come out to take your order?
Now you're lucky you know, if you get a girl in slacks who it
I understand even putting in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came running out in short skirts
Remember
You in
And the little girl would running up
May I take order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
don't, they don't let you flirt any more now
They give you a little green box with a button on it
A speaker grill, right

Oh, ok, um, like one cheeseburger deluxe special extra
The one you out here with the little white cup
With that whatever that's in there, we'll take it, it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers medium with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd like two chocolate shakes, thick, for spoons you know THICK
And like two strawberry shakes thin
Water them down, or milk down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here chapped lips and they'd like it thin
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, you tell us what we have please?

And four
take it
And after you get your order in, you got at least 40 minutes to wait
Even if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember there was a time when first opened
You used to pull in and get out, hellos, greetings
Evidentally people were getting out and exchanging
Something a heavier than hellos and greetings
They have policemen there to keep you in car
You can be 47 years old and drop credit cards on the ground
Officer, my wallet
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be very
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to on your belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I can't up, they'll spot me
Put your window

windows, huh?
Whoo, is a pretty fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty fancy

If you did to get out of the drive-in resturant without being maimed
There was a sporting event taking at the traffic light
Remember, all of two characters
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family with black-wall tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray coated Ford
With it's end 2 inches off the ground
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his arm draped over the steering wheel
His hand gripped onto the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite what I mean
By your bands tightened
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, give you an example
This is an automobile tight bands

This is an automobile loose bands

Well, Mr. has just had his bands tightened
And he that he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 fingers up his left arm
This is the universal signlanguage among for dragging
You probably recall Churchill during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll also Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He used to it in here, right?
And occationally he would turn to his on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very daring
He pulls the automatic down into low
He puts one on the brake
holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast start
He the automatic transmission down into low
And pushes on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The changes to green, Mr. Businessman is off

at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 miles an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know there?

He looks in the view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He races anybody
He just there and scares the hell out of them