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I'd like to call somebody to the stage you know as a folk singer
But you haven't met in his other role

Paul is a comedian with a point of view and commentary
And in capacity, ladies and gentlemen
Please welcome with me to the stage, my good
My compatriot, Paul

That was the of a golf ball
Or if a ping-pong enthusiast, that was a sound of a ping-pong ball
Except you'll hear

That's the sound of a match a golfer and a ping-pong enthusiast

I played today, 18 holes I played golf, wooo
I did pretty good too, I think you have been very proud of me
Four. Five. Six

I don't like sports much
There's a vast number of sports I'm not invlved in.
There's skiing
In to water ski, really you should swim, right?
not gonna stay up there all the time, now
And I like to swim, really
You what swimming is to me?
Staying when I'm in the water.

I'll do anything to stay
Even swallow Co2

But I didn't come out here to about sports
I really, I came out here, Peter talks about
And I cannot think of one material object has more status in this country
Than the
And it at a very early age now, right?
I mean, now at 14, kids want the car,
They get cheaters permits so they can
You get a permit at 15, a cheaters permit at 14
And it's, I guess it's really because
You lose a lot of face calling up a girl and her
If you can right over and pick her up, right?

They don't really go for that any
And if you look on all the times you had the automobile
Aside from a few interesting saturday
You got to admit one of the nicest times of all
Was a sunday afternoon, if you get the car
You down the stairs, ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk ker-clunk
mom, dad, take the car, ha haaa
Beautiful day for a drive, I think go out
Ha haaa ha huuu

And then, and then level you with that giant killer, right?
YOU DONE YOUR HOMEWORK?

If you were fast, you'd say, mom, dad, I done my homework?
Run out the
You pick up 3 great pretenders, 3 oclock in the afternoon
The is now 10 oclock in the evening
The same 4 are in the same car
Well, you wanna do?
I don't know, you wanna do?
Hey, we've been driving for 7
Hey, I got an idea, he he
Yeah, that?
go to a drive-in resturant and look at the girls, hehehe
Oh, ok
Well, here they are, but they're all from our high
Wait a minute, there's a car load there
There's a place right next to them, go get it

Don't at 'em
the conversation in the girls car you never heard

Here they
There are
look at 'em

Remember the time drive-ins first opened
And the girls used to out to take your order?
Now you're you know, if you get a girl in slacks who delivers it
I understand they're even in conveyor belts in some drive-in resturants
There was a time when the little girls came out in short little skirts
them?
You in
And the little would come running up
May I your order sir?
Yes, but I don't believe on the menu, ha ha
They don't, they don't let you flirt any now
They give you a little box with a white button on it
A little grill, right

Oh, ok, um, We'd like one deluxe special extra
The one you have out here with the white cup
With that that's in there, we'll take it, whatever it is
And uh, we'd like two hamburgers rare with everything on 'em
And one hamburger, no, one hamburger, meat, no
One frank, and chiliburgers, ok?
Alright, and we'd two chocolate shakes, regular thick, for spoons you know THICK
And we'd like two strawberry thin
them down, or milk them down a little, ok
'Cause we got somebody here with chapped lips and they'd like it
Can, you understand I mean?
Are you

Well, could you tell us what we have

And four
We'll it
And after you get your food order in, you got at 40 minutes to wait
if it's just a cup of coffee you got 40 minutes to wait
And you cannot get out of car, right
Remember was a time when drive-ins first opened
You to pull in and get out, exchange hellos, greetings
Evidentally some people were out and exchanging
Something a little heavier hellos and greetings
have policemen there to keep you in your car
You can be 47 years old and drop your credit on the ground
Officer, that's my
I care who you are kid back in the car
If you do get out, you gotta be careful
Because the new resturants have now
So you have to crawl on belly between the cars
You get to the side of the car

Psssst here!
I come up, they'll spot me
Put your window

Power windows,
Whoo, this is a fancy car
Hey, you're a pretty broad

If you did manage to get out of the drive-in without being maimed
was a sporting event taking place at the traffic light
Remember, with all of two
Mr. Businessman who drove a 4-door family sedan with tires
transmission
Seated next to him in a 1941 gray primer coated
With it's rear end 2 inches off the
cans for mufflers
With his back to the drivers window, his left arm draped over the wheel
His right hand gripped the gearshift lever
A sneer on sat THE KID

Well, Mr. Businessman has just had his tightened, and
Those of you who are not quite sure I mean
By having your bands
The bands are the rings in an automatic
Which affect the gear change
Uh huh, I'll give you an
This is an automobile with tight

This is an with loose bands

Well, Mr. Businessman has had his bands tightened
And he thinks he will show THE KID a thing or two
Meanwhile, THE KID
Has inched these 2 up over his left arm
This is the universal among teenagers for dragging
You probably recall Winston during the war years
everyone assumed meant V for victory
Actually if you'll recall Winston Churchill smokes a cigar, right?
He to hold it in here, right?
And occationally he would to his friends on the stage and say
Want a
See, and the kids it up
The light
The light changes to amber and Mr. Businessman decides to get very
He pulls the transmission down into low
He puts one on the brake
Still holding the foot on the brake, in order to get that extra fast
He pulls the automatic down into low
And down on the accelerator five inches
The car is internally
He knows, he knows, he knows he's gonna have to have another job
not gonna let THE KID show him up
The light changes to green, Mr. is off

Looks at the speedometer, 80, 90, 95, 96, 97, 98 an hour
Looks out the window and The Kids not there
You know there?

He in the rear view mirror and The Kids still back at the corner
He never anybody
He sits there and scares the hell out of them