(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you done put curse on me Why didn't you just leave that hangin' in the tree You make us our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even count the good friends already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't like myself, but it's something I can't help I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS times I'm easy going, some say I'm good as gold But when I'm PMS I tell ya, I mean and cold Those not afflicted with it are just the same You old men didn't have to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must forgive us for we care not we do I got those can't stop crying, flying PMS blues
But you we can't help it We don't know the cause But as soon as this over, then comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're to always be a heap of fun Like the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to write this song, a man would be to Lest he be called a chauvenist or just victim to Those PMS You we'd kill for less than that PMS You don't want to cross my Cause a pitbull ain't no For these a clenchin', fluid retention Head a swellin', stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got moods a swingin', tears a slingin' Nothin' me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I think about wishing I'd been a man But you know that means one thing If I'd have been a man, I'd be somewhere right this minute With old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful woman With those old PMS PMS I don't to talk about it, we both could do without it Got those your kids bad, don't you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS