(Dolly Parton)
Eve you wicked woman, you put your curse on me Why you just leave that apple hangin' in the tree You make us our husbands, our lovers and our boss Why I can't even the good friends I've already lost Cause of PMS blues, PMS I don't even like myself, but it's something I can't I got those God almighty, slap somebody PMS Most times I'm easy going, some say I'm as gold But when I'm PMS I ya, I turn mean and cold Those not with it are affected just the same You poor old men didn't to grin and say "I feel your pain" PMS blues, PMS You know you must us for we care not what we do I got those can't stop crying, dishes PMS blues
But you we can't help it We don't know the cause But as soon as this part's over, comes the menopause Oh, Lord, Oh, We're going to always be a of fun the devil taking over my body, suffering, suffering, suffering Everybody's suffering,
But a woman had to this song, a man would be scared to he be called a chauvenist or just fall victim to Those PMS You we'd kill for less than that PMS You don't to cross my path Cause a pitbull no match For these a clenchin', fluid retention a swellin', can't stop yellin' Got no patience, I'm so PMS blues, syndrome Got those a swingin', tears a slingin' fits me when it hits me Rantin', ravin', PMS
It's the only time in my life I ever think about wishing I'd a man But you know that only means one If I'd have a man, I'd be somewhere right this very minute With some old cranky, naggin', raggin' hateful those old PMS blues PMS I don't want to talk it, we both could do without it Got those treat your kids bad, you talk back ballistic, unrealistic Awful lowdown, to be around PMS