My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The rain clouds up my window And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain't I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the I two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em probably was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too when I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, been up? Man how's your daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I have a daughter, guess I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry I had a friend himself over some bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did Skam I got a room full of your posters and pictures man I like the shit you did with too, that shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan is Stan
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer If you wanna talk to me outside your concert You have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew That's my little brother man, he's only six old We in the blistering cold for you, For hours and you just said, "No." That's shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol He wants to be just you man, he likes you more than I do I that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to Remember when we met in Denver, you if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm just you in a way I never knew my neither, He used to cheat on my mom and beat her I can to what you're saying in your songs So when I have a shitty day, I drift and put 'em on 'Cause I really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed I even got a of your name across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how it bleeds like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you you tell it My jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one She don't know what it was like for people us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the fan you'll ever lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And even if I could all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This be the last package I ever send your ass It's six months and still no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You me to drive? You know the by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who could a saved that other guy drowning But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found That's how this is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a downers now, I'm drowsy And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall I love you Slim, we coulda together, think about it You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream it And when you dream I hope you can't and you scream about it I hope conscience eats at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my screamin' in the trunk But I slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you 'Cause if she suffocates suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I been busy You said your girlfriend's now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter And an autograph for your brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I of missed you Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just dog, come on, how fucked up is you? You got some issues Stan, I think you need some To help your ass from bouncing off the walls you get down some And what's this about us meant to be together? That type of shit will make me not us to meet each other I think you and your girlfriend need each other Or maybe you just to treat her better I hope you get to read letter, I just hope it reaches you in time Before you yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Why are you so Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan I just want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me Some dude was drunk and his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car they found a tape, but didn't say who it was to to think about, his name was, it was you Damn!