My gone cold I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
My tea's gone I'm wondering why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my And I see at all And if I could it'll all be gray, Put picture on my wall It reminds me, it's not so bad, not so bad
Dear Slim, I you but still ain't callin' I my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters in autumn, you must not-a got 'em There was a problem at the post office or somethin' Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy I jot 'em But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's daughter? My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a If I a daughter, guess what I'm a call her? I'm a name her I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm I had a friend kill himself over bitch who didn't want him I know you probably hear everyday, but I'm your biggest fan I even got the underground shit that you did with I got a room full of your posters and your man I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, shit was fat Anyways, I you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, yours, your biggest fan This is
Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a I mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans If you didn't talk to me outside your concert You didn't have to, but you signed an autograph for Matthew That's my brother man, he's only six years old We in the blistering cold for you, For four and you just said, "No." That's pretty shitty man, you're like his idol He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more I do I ain't that mad though, I just don't bein' lied to when we met in Denver, you said if I'd write you you would write back, See I'm like you in a way I never my father neither, He used to always on my mom and beat her I can to what you're saying in your songs So I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on 'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit when I'm depressed I even got a tattoo of your across the chest Sometimes I even cut myself to see how it bleeds It's like adrenaline, the is such a sudden rush for me See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you it My jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7 But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one She don't know it was like for people like us growin' up, you gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll lose Sincerely yours, Stan, P.S. we be together too
My tea's gone cold I'm why I Got out of bed at all The morning rain up my window And I see at all And even if I it'll all be gray, Put your picture on my It reminds me, that not so bad, not so bad
Dear "I'm Too Good To Call Or Write My Fans", This be the last package I ever send your ass It's been six months and no word, I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two letters, I the addresses on 'em perfect So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you it I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the Hey Slim, I drank a of vodka, You me to drive? You know the song by Collins, "In the Air of the Night" About that guy who a saved that other guy from drowning But didn't, Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him? That's kinda how is, you could a rescued me from drowning Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm And all I wanted was a lousy or a call I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think it You ruined it now, I hope you sleep and you dream about it And you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it I hope your conscience at you and you can't breathe without me See Slim, up bitch! I'm tryin' to talk! Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin' in the But I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I like you 'Cause if she she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the now Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this out?
Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just busy You said your pregnant now, how far along is she? Look, I'm really flattered you would call your that And here's an autograph for brother, I wrote it on the cap I'm sorry I see you at the show, I must of missed you think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you But what's this shit you said about you to cut your wrists too? I say that shit just clownin' dog, on, how fucked up is you? You got some Stan, I think you need some counseling To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down And what's this shit about us meant to be That type of shit will make me not want us to meet other I really think you and your girlfriend need each Or you just need to treat her better I hope you get to read this letter, I hope it reaches you in time Before you yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine If you relax a little, I'm glad I you but Stan Why are you so mad? Try to understand, I do want you as a fan I just don't you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple ago that made me sick Some dude was drunk and his car over a bridge And had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was with his kid And in the car found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to Come to about, his name was, it was you Damn!