[Willy Wonka:] a Wonkavator. An elevator can only go up and down, but the Wonkavator can go sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways... Bucket:] And frontways? [W:] ...and squareways, and front ways, and any ways that you can think of. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. Go ahead, Charlie Me? [W:] Here it goes! Hold on tight. I'm not exactly sure what's to happen Faster, faster... faster, faster... x2] (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) (sideways, and slantways, and longways, and backways...) In-in my wonkavator, my wonkavator Damn, why you be so bad? Yeah, I just what she gon' ask: how ways can we go? Up, up, down, down, left, right, code Never where I landed If it was Neptune, I didn't it Man, I it's ambidextrous Cause I dealt what I got handed I didn't cause I wanted it all Never base but I wanted to ball And I wanted it (Faster, faster...) So I it (Faster, faster...) I brought a little trap in all of nerds Put a little black in all of 'burbs Green on all of these backs Cause all of my is kind of absurd, word? bars, no Coming off the lot with a car, no models is all I'm pinning L7 niggas, we winning? Prove that I aren't, and I'll to the part Of the city where who lose go I don't lose, Catch a dub like Nick, get an A on the track, I'm gold Got new to be dressed in New in my section Ask where I'm going, I never am I'm in all directions, like... [Steve And I was like, Emilio! Wait-wait-wait, hold the How the coldest spare get a hold of the ticket In the middle of a where they hold and stick you And the hoes only pose and they going for Flash, flash, the kodak Yeah, clap from the po' gat Now, if you duck then it go black Everybody 'round hear the sound, get low fast the scene than Gene Wilder Like Johnny Depp, they gon' it And them females, they even fly But they want it all, like Veruca bitch And I'm in for the kill My ex is loving me I fuck with it, cause there's other fish That don't with blood in they gills And I got women are stronger than it feels They pop birth control and vitamins And Plan B like they vicodins And them mollies cause they like the shit see the man For the percocet and ativan They at bottom, dropping top dollar For the that'll have to last And I to laugh When I'm looking at a that I know I used to go to school with And they acting like we best friends and I never been cool and I even knew him mad, they picking out ties That'll never have to tie my own loops in And I'm to hit the top floor, looking down On y'all, what my view is (sounds of TV static) [Peter Gibbons:] What would you do if you had a million [Lawrence:] I'll tell you I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man (sounds of TV static) [Michelle You got it, dude