Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal would be the answer If science can operate on this brain and put it to good use Society will a great benefit
I around like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the I make a as the day progresses Angry and it out on the neighbors hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these trimming scissors with razor edges dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of getting pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker books in a pricker I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama always 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Fast forward some later A teenager, this is a fun, I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit out of you, be down and be upbeat When you have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To make it or 'Cause you're doomed the start It's you grew up on drug street, from jump street But if I had kept my head up my ass I could any task Practicing trash talking in a Locked in my yeah but I got some plans mama These damn rhymes are Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit helps for I'm getting self assured than I've ever been before Plus no one on me anymore, I done put a stop to that my first punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void Been it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking an independent store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not I was on a bottom of the pile stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now I go, they scream out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the sell outs, the hell out Middle America, hear them out In terror they so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til you little homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy did flock Can't this little hick locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash and gridlock Shit happened like a six from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid Neither is