Eminem Has a full of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to use Society reap a great benefit
I walk around like a cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't the stress I make a mess as the day Angry and take it out on the hedges Like is how I'll cut your face up bitches With these trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the way to escape this mess And make the best of this situation, I 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I look like a freaking wuss, a This kid just my stick of licorice And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I kick his tush, but I was six and shook This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast forward years later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at To make it or succeed 'Cause you're from the start It's like you grew up on street, from jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I could any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my room but I got some plans mama These damn are falling Out of my pants pocket I stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school this helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than I've ever before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story in my skulls a vacant, empty void Been using it as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd be Dahmer cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Now my mum "womp womp womp" I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they scream out I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In they were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever spout that it out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow It's to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole a stroke of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert insult Who the would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little hick This hip hop shit in his pocket and the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit happened a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse in mid Oc-tober And got I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama always 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck is ain't