Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your please
May I your attention please
the real slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up?
Were have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka chicka slim Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in your parents
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And the messege we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead and antelopes
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn a grammy?
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
so you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to carson and fred durst
And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be false or sugar it at all
I just get on the mic and it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im jerkin Im jerking
But this whole bag of viagra working
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up