Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have your please
Will the real slim shady stand up?
I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up?
Were gonna have a here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who (yea but hes so though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than whats on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other open like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no reason that a man and another man elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women wave pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other shadys are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
2}
Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And hear them over who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And a million of us just like me
Who like me
Who just dont give a like me
Who like me
Walk, talk and act me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im a headtrip to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every person is a slim shady lurkin
He be workin at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his windows down and up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up