Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your please
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
They first dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist loved eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to a dead moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna know intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the channel dont they?
We nothing but mammals, well some of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can hump dead animals and
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
wave your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to daily and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should a audio on mp3
And show the whole how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been sent in here to you
And theres a million of us just me
Who like me
Who just give a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your inside your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it in front of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
you like to admit it
Im better than 90% of you out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like albums like
Its cuz the rate Im going when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But this whole bag of isnt working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the real shady, please up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of your mind and out of
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up