May I have your attention May I your attention please Will the slim shady please stand up? I repeat, will the slim shady please stand up? Were have a problem here... 1} Yall act like you never a white person before Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the whoopin her ass worst than before They first were dirvorced sold her old (scream) Its the of the "awww wait, no way, your He just say what I think he did, did he? " And dr dre said... Nothing you idiots dr dead hes locked in my basement (haha) Feminist women eminem Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him Look at him walking around his you-know-what Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though) Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose But no than whats going on in your parents bedrooms I wanna get on tv and let loose, But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose "my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips And if Im lucky u just give it a little kiss" And thats the messege we deliver to little And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is By the time hit 4th grade, They got the discovery channel they? We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals Who *rip* other people open like But if we can hump dead and antelopes Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh) But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite Women wave your pantyhose, the And it gooooesss ain) Im slim Yes Im the real All you other shadys are just imitating So the real slim shady... Please stand up, stand up, please stand up Cause Im slim Yes Im the shady All you other slim shadys are just So wont the real shady... Please stand up, please stand up, stand up 2} Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell I do, so *f---* him and *f---* you too You I give a damn about a grammy? Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me (but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?) Why? so you guys can lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to britney christina aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to carson daily and durst And hear them argue over who she gave to first Little put me on blast on mtv (yea hes cute but I think hes to kim, hehe) I should a audio on mp3 And show the whole world how you gave eminem (scream) Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me So I been sent in to destroy you And a million of us just like me Who like me Who just dont give a like me Who dress me Walk, and act like me It just might be the next thing But not me ain) 3} Im a headtrip to listen to Cause Im giving you Things you about with your friends inside your living room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all I just get on the mic and it Wheather you like to it Im than 90% of you rappers out there you wanna outkin kids like these albums like Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30 Ill be the only person in the home flirting Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking But this whole bag of isnt working And every single person is a slim shady He could be workin at burger king spitten on onion rings Were in the parking lot Screaming I give a *f---* his windows down and system up So will the real shady, stand up And put one of fingers on each hand up And to be proud to out of your mind and out of And one more time, as you can, how does it go? Ha ha theres a slim shady in all of us Fuck it, all stand up