You know I just get it year I was nobody This I'm sellin records Now wants to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, all did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody wanna run mouth and try to take at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You see me walkin a dead rottweiler dog with it's head chopped off in the park with a collar hollerin at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or out a window, with a cocked shotgun up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in blue and red like I don't see the big deal is Double barrel twelve bigger than Chris Wallace off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all this Watchin all cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' poppin and I had to sit back and just and just get nauseous and walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin startin shit some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin with to kill N'Sync, don't get me started fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to out and bein violent? Whatever happened to catchin a good-ol' passionate and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of groups make me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you faggots in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his hair like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear just me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put to annoy the world and destroy your 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put in faggots who spray Faygo Root Beer and themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer and Silent Gay Claimin Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em the club they was at when they snuck out after ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin your mouth when you ain't a fuckin Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you damn right, Anus I don't get fucked in like you two little flaming faggots!
Two: Eminem
Cause I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone if you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you wanna run mouth then take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone The underground just around and did a 360 Now kids diss me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did shit with Missy, so now he he's too big to do some shit with MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch suin for ten million She must want a for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the fuck you think I picked up the All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't you {*several seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I fabricated my He's just aggravated I ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another relative Family fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A and sister who never seen me or even bothered to me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the to buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped right and do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help: uhh, here - DOUBLE XL, XL Now magazine shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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