You know I don't get it Last I was nobody This I'm sellin records Now everybody to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody run they mouth and try to shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin, you see me walkin You might see me walkin a rottweiler dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked up the block in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, dressed in blue and red like I don't see the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Chris Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just all this Watchin all these imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's like switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit and just watch and just get nauseous and walk around with an bottle of Remi Martin startin shit like some skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Ricky with to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin can't sing and Britney's garbage What's bitch retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is sissies in smiling Whatever happened to whylin out and bein Whatever happened to a good-ol' fashioned passionate and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy/girl groups make me And I can't wait I catch all you faggots in public love it.. (hahaha) Vanilla Ice don't me (uh-uh) some shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) Then went and dyed his just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna just like me and run around screamin, "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the and destroy your little 4-year-old boy or Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who Faygo Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause look queer Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin Detroit, when live twenty miles away (fuckin punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the out Ask 'em about the club was at when they snuck out after they ducked out the when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) Ducked down and got shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin mouth again when you ain't seen a Mile Road, South of 10 And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females in make-up, who may try to scratch me with Lee "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in like you two little flaming faggots!
Chorus Two:
Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the streets if you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you wanna run mouth then come take best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that y'all so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now because of this blonde mop on top and this fucked up that I've got, I've gone pop? The underground just around and did a 360 Now these kids me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some shit MC Get-Bizzy" My fuckin bitch suin for ten million She want a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and up her mattress is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. Mathers? It doesn't matter you seconds of silence*} faggot! Talkin about I my past just aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uhh!) So tell me, the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues fightin and fussin over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who never me or even to call me until they saw me on TV Now everybody's so happy and I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the to buy this cheap-ass magazine with a food stamp to the last page, flipped right fast and what do I see? A picture of my big ass Okay, let me you motherfuckers some help: uhh, here - XL, DOUBLE XL Now your magazine shouldn't have so trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll buy a couple myself
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