You know I don't get it Last I was nobody This I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em Heh, the fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the out of here
You see I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever gave a before, all they did was me (did was doubt me) Now wanna run they mouth and try to take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you see me joggin, you might see me walkin You might see me walkin a rottweiler dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar hollerin at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin (grrrr, ARF ARF) Or leanin out a window, with a cocked Drivin up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin for Big's killers, in ridiculous blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge bigger than Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just missed all Watchin all cheap imitations get rich off 'em and get dollars that shoulda been there's they switched wallets And amidst all Crist' poppin and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and get nauseous and walk around an empty bottle of Remi Martin shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin with instincts to N'Sync, don't get me started fuckin brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to out and bein violent? Whatever happened to a good-ol' fashioned passionate and gettin your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of groups make me sick And I can't wait 'til I catch all you in public I'ma it.. (hahaha) Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said some in Vibe to spite me (yup) went and dyed his hair just like me (hehe) A bunch of little kids wanna swear just me and run around screamin, "I care, just bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the and destroy your 4-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in faggots who spray Root Beer and call themselves "Clowns" cause they queer Faggot2Dope and Gay Claimin Detroit, when y'all live miles away (fuckin punks) And I wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin faggots the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out after ducked out the back when they saw us and bugged out (AHHH!) down and got paintballs shot at they truck, blaow! Look at runnin your mouth again when you ain't seen a fuckin Road, South of 10 And I don't need help, from D-12, to up two females in make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get fucked in mine like you two little faggots!
Chorus Two:
Cause I'm, just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you about me) Come and see me on the streets if you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you run your mouth come take your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you love me that expect so much of me? You groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Puffy Now of this blonde mop that's on top and this fucked up head that I've got, I've pop? The underground just around and did a 360 Now these kids me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some shit Missy, so now he thinks he's too big to do some with MC Get-Bizzy" My bitch mom's suin for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin Shit, where the you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't matter you {*several of silence*} faggot! about I fabricated my past He's just aggravated I won't in his ass (Uhh!) So me, what the hell is a fella to do? For every million I make, another sues Family fightin and over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got 90 some cousins (Hey me!) A half-brother and sister who never me or bothered to call me until they saw me on TV Now so happy and proud I'm finally to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I to the newsstand to buy cheap-ass little magazine with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast and what do I see? A picture of my big ass Okay, let me give you motherfuckers some uhh, - DOUBLE XL, DOUBLE XL Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ahh fuck it, I'll even buy a couple
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