I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, gasket blew
This always happens, thirty from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public dropping a football So every someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, me that, on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, the shit'' when does all of this crap end? Can't my ass without causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from But the is my stomach gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Southern roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a covered wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
They call me classless, I that, I second and third that Don't know what the I would doing if it weren't rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the my work has I get to famous people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to this new song from Luda? Be an expert at I'd be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with welch's and They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never take advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger I can't help it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel like I'm trapped in an animal With all pet peeves God dammit to hell, I stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave It's the motivation that me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I even got a I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In hunched over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey to the frozen aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica with over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster insults me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see these two hot Finger up in one of my nostrils Right to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are loving it it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, want me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what good is a fucking if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping fucking pictures of my I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The shit I complain It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm living the
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I leave Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)