I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is full But my tank is half empty, just blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is bathroom In a public stall dropping a So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got autograph on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be glad ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this crap Can't park my ass without causing an my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering succotash But the antacid is my gas I mix my corn with my fucking Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri Southern roots, what the fuck is lunch dinner, call dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass in the past, iPod, what the fuck is that? B-boy to the core, mule, I'm a ass
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I still change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit the motivation that keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would if it weren't rap Probably be a giant But I blew, never back Turned forty and sag Teenagers act more mature, Jack you gonna say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm berzerk My are bad, but I love the perks my work has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag Fucking my Hanes tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause you're a vacuum, I'm a My apologies, no to technology But what the is all of these buttons? You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear this new from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell with a I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich with and belch say this spray butter is bad for my health, but I think more white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Sanford welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded, why I never take full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell these parameters Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even help it, this is the hand I was to Creature of habit, like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their camera I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, they spit on my onion I think my karma is catching up me
Maybe that's why I so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not sure that means, they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade, I got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce hunched over, nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in buying groceries He just had front row seats, told me to sign poster Then me "wow, up close didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, buck Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking to change I'm stuck, bitches are loving it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Trunk Muzik? better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with another one Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma drop the if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to with, bitch Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, a pity The shit I about It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
that's why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the that keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)