I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I sleep on the I'm Mr.Brightside, glass is half But my tank is half empty, just blew
always happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public dropping a football So time someone walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? on, man, I'm crapping And you're asking me for my got damn autograph on a Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on second thought I'd be then ''Thanks, dawg, name's Todd, a big I wiped my ass with it, crumbled it up in a wad and it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' when does all of this end? Can't park my ass causing an accident Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't out the fucking trash Without someone through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my corn my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, kiss my country ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, dinner supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the is that? to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I won't change Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation that me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a that made me (Life's been to me so far)
call me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't what the fuck I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned and still sag act more fucking mature, Jack Fuck you say to me? I leave on my own terms, asshole, I'm going My nerves are bad, but I the perks my work has I get to meet famous people, at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I heard she drag-races, *burp* my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work, We'd be the perfect 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no to technology But what the heck is all of these You me to sit here and learn that? Fuck I gotta do to hear new song from Luda? Be an at computers? I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica, hell a Playstation I'm still on my first manual Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on a sandwich with welch's and belch They say spray butter is bad for my health, but I think there's white trash from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford mentality helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I never full advantage of wealth, I Managed to dwell within these Still cramming the shelves full of helper I can't even it, this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with camera cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got little elaborate and stuck a fucking cat in my mailbox Went to King, they spit on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the inspiration I I can never my back on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)
Got on Facebook, all over the world Not sure what means, they tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd it up, but the frame is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, hopefully nobody me In produce over, giant nosebleed Over stop as I over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy me Embarrassed, I just did Comerica Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger buying He just had front row seats, me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a lost till shopping at Costco Sloppy Joe's, waffles Got caught my nose, ah over see these two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils next to 'em stuck at the light This fucking shit is taking forever to I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, couldn't do nothing, it off ''What you bumping? Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They me to flip at the label, but I won't succumb to it The pressure, they me to follow up with another one after Recovery Was so coveted, but what good is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause drop the ball if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong to fuck with, bitch Quit snapping pictures of my kids I love my city, but you me to my limit, what a pity The I complain about It's like there a cloud in the sky and it's raining out Kool Aid stain on the couch, I'd get it out Bitch, I got an elevator in my Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still change that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going is the inspiration I need I can turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been to me so far)