I own a mansion, but live in a A king-size bed, but I on the couch I'm Mr.Brightside, is half full But my tank is empty, gasket just blew
This happens, thirty minutes from home Gotta lay a log cabin and only option I have is McDonald's In a public stall a football So every time walks in the john I get Madden ''Shady, what up?''- What? Come on, man, I'm And you're asking me for my got damn on a napkin? Oh, that's odd, I just to run out of tissue Yeah, hand me that, on thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks, dawg, Todd, a big fan'' I wiped my ass it, crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd, you're the shit'' does all of this crap end? Can't park my ass without causing an Puff my gas, cut my grass, can't take out the trash someone passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings, but I suck at I'd rather wallow then bass from succotash But the is my stomach gas I mix my with my fucking mash Potato, so what, ho, my country bumpkin ass Missouri roots, what the fuck is upperclass Call lunch dinner, call supper Tupperware in a plastic wear up the ass Stuck in the past, iPod, what the fuck is to the core, mule, I'm a stubborn ass
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't Maybe that's why I can't Detroit It's the motivation keeps me going This is the I need I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's good to me so far)
They me classless, I heard that, I second and third that Don't know what the fuck I would doing if it rap be a giant turd-sack But I blew, never turned Turned and still sag Teenagers act more fucking mature, you gonna say to me? I on my own terms, asshole, I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad, but I love the perks my has I get to meet people, look at her, dag Her nylons ran, her snag And I she drag-races, *burp* swag my Hanes shirt tag You're Patrick (yeah) work, skag be the perfect match 'Cause a vacuum, I'm a dirtbag My apologies, no disrespect to But what the heck is all of buttons? You expect me to sit here and learn Fuck I gotta do to hear this new from Luda? Be an expert at I'd rather be an Britannica, hell with a Playstation I'm still on my manual from Zelda Nintendo, bitch, run, jump, punch, stab and I the Mozzarella on my spaghetti, put in on Make a sandwich welch's and belch They say this butter is bad for my health, but I think there's more white from the trailer Jed Clampett, Redd Sanford welfare helps to Keep me grounded, that's why I take full advantage of wealth, I to dwell within these parameters Still cramming the shelves of hamburger helper I can't even help it, is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit, feel I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet God dammit to hell, I can't stand all these kids with their cellphones I go anywhere, I get so mad I can yell, the Other day someone got elaborate and stuck a fucking dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King, spit on my onion rings I think my is catching up with me
Maybe that's why I feel so Got it all, but I still won't Maybe why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me This is the inspiration I I can never turn my back on a city made me (Life's been to me so far)
Got friends on Facebook, all the world Not what that means, they tell me it's good So I'm of the decade, I even got a plaque I'd hang it up, but the is all cracked
I'm trying to be lowkey, nobody notices me In produce hunched over, giant Over stop as I mosey over to the aisle By the yogurt this guy approached me Embarrassed, I did Comerica with Hova Show's over, I'm hiding in Kroeger groceries He had front row seats, told me to sign this poster Then insults me "wow, up didn't know you had crow's feet" I'm at a crossroad lost till shopping at Joe's, buck waffles Got picking my nose, ah Look over see two hot hoes Finger up in one of my nostrils Right next to 'em stuck at the This shit is taking forever to change I'm stuck, these bitches are it rubbing it in Chuckling, do nothing, play it off you bumping? Trunk Muzik? Yelawolf's better'', fucking bitch They want me to flip at the label, but I succumb to it The pressure, they want me to follow up with one after Recovery Was so highly coveted, but what is a fucking recovery if I fumble it? 'Cause I'mma the ball if I don't get a grip on shrubbery on you sons of bitches Wrong subdivison to fuck with, Quit snapping fucking of my kids I love my city, but you push me to my limit, what a The shit I complain It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and raining out Aid stain on the couch, I'd never get it out Bitch, I got an in my house Ants and a mouse, I'm the dream
Maybe why I feel so strange Got it all, but I still won't that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that me going is the inspiration I need I can never turn my on a city that made me (Life's good to me so far)